At last! Like a desperate, dying man crawling across the desert in search of water… like an out-of-work actor looking for a porno flick just to add something to his resume… like a director whose last two flicks have bombed at the box office… ah, the return is so much sweeter. In other words, we’re back!
Sorry about the delay folks, but, you know, we had movies to ignore. I mean, watch. We watched some! Honest! Yes, we got our asses out of the house long enough to both go and see Spider-Man 3, naturally; and I also managed to survive a screening of David Fincher’s Zodiac.
Along with our opinions on those two rockin’ flicks, we’ve also got the usual chaotic blend of news, opinions and stupidity. It’s one of our better ones, honest! We should do more of them without a plan, but preferably without the month break.